By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Publish 12 months note: First released in 2010
It's a summer season to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.
Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer time ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken celebration woman and Bella is a tall, slim athlete who consistently holds her tongue—for the subsequent month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and take up all that seashore Heights, New Jersey, has to supply: scorching guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and plenty of tequila.
So some distance, Gia's summer time is on fireplace. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into a neighborhood megastar in a single day. fortunately, she meets the proper man to assist her maintain the flames lower than keep watch over. Firefighter Frank Rossi is precisely her variety: mammoth, tan, and Italian. yet is he difficult adequate to deal with Gia while issues quite warmth up?
Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the solar. eventually freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one objective in brain: hooking up with an attractive gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer time fling. very quickly, she lands a task prime "Beat Up the Beat" dance periods at a neighborhood gymnasium, and is scooped up via Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. simply challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's dating fabric. all of sudden, Bella's uncertain what she wishes.
The cousins quickly notice that for each pal they make at the boardwalk, there also are opponents, slummers, and frenemies who will do something to spoil their summer—and attempt their courting. ahead of July ends, the bonds of family members and friendship might be stretched to the verge of collapse. Will the haters succeed, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?
For every person who loves MTV's hit fact express, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and horny novel completely captures the warmth, the power, the thrill, and the drama of Jersey Shore.
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A Shore Thing by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi