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By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

ISBN-10: 1451623763

ISBN-13: 9781451623765

Publish 12 months note: First released in 2010

It's a summer season to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.

Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer time ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken celebration woman and Bella is a tall, slim athlete who consistently holds her tongue—for the subsequent month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and take up all that seashore Heights, New Jersey, has to supply: scorching guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and plenty of tequila.

So some distance, Gia's summer time is on fireplace. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into a neighborhood megastar in a single day. fortunately, she meets the proper man to assist her maintain the flames lower than keep watch over. Firefighter Frank Rossi is precisely her variety: mammoth, tan, and Italian. yet is he difficult adequate to deal with Gia while issues quite warmth up?

Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the solar. eventually freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one objective in brain: hooking up with an attractive gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer time fling. very quickly, she lands a task prime "Beat Up the Beat" dance periods at a neighborhood gymnasium, and is scooped up via Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. simply challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's dating fabric. all of sudden, Bella's uncertain what she wishes.

The cousins quickly notice that for each pal they make at the boardwalk, there also are opponents, slummers, and frenemies who will do something to spoil their summer—and attempt their courting. ahead of July ends, the bonds of family members and friendship might be stretched to the verge of collapse. Will the haters succeed, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?

For every person who loves MTV's hit fact express, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and horny novel completely captures the warmth, the power, the thrill, and the drama of Jersey Shore.

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What would you wear? 146. Which is worse: a paper cut or a skinned knee? 148. Is it more embarrassing to burp in public, to fart in public, or to 147. If you could be invisible for an hour every day, what would you do during that hour? walk around with your fly open? 149. Would you agree to be abducted by aliens and undergo experimentation if they promised you could “take the saucer for a spin” anywhere you wanted and that you’d be home in time for dinner? 150. Would you rather be a butterfly or a cockroach?

If you were in the process of escaping from a highly guarded prison with heavily armed guards, and you had just knocked one out, would you take his/her gun, 171. Is James Bond a sex addict or just a slut? or would you consider it a liability? (Issues to consider: while it might protect you, guards might be more inclined to shoot you if they see you’re armed) 172. How many times in life should you have to take your driver’s test? 173. Given the choice between being a highly successful professional magician, a highly successful professional ice skater, a highly successful professional clown, or a highly successful professional exercise guru, which would you select, assuming they all received the same level of compensation?

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, 185. Would you because it is so plentiful, is the rather be sitting basic building block of the universe. next to someone I dispute that. ” one really talka—Frank Zappa tive? ) 186. Why do some people get to ride those carts in airports and others have to hoof it? Shouldn’t you be able to rent one out, sort of like an airport taxi? 187. Which job is harder—flight attendant or waiter? ” —Bill Cosby dants have to know what to do in case of an emergency, but waiters have to deal with a much larger menu selection.

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